Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Introducing the Jacksons..aka the Crazies



The Jackson Family established May 1993.


Take a Texas cowboy, and a semi crazy city girl and join them in marriage.
Give them a few children, mixed with a dash or so of stress, never ending love, and a dog or three , the falling economey,failing school systems, and movies and music that should never be seen or heard you get....US!
Dean, my Husband of 19 years, my soul mate, and the only person on the face of the earth I have lain awake at night plotting how deep and wide the hole will need to be to bury his body in the back yard. He is fully aware of this as I am sure he has had the same dream a night or two..I mean I know he has wanted to off himself, because I am just to adorable to kill. But he is a great kisser,wonderful provider, and my best friend in life so  I just tell him I am helping him get a jump on our someday pool with that hole. Then there is Jennifer,  our first born,who is just that, our first, meaning she will hate us and spend thousands maybe millions on therapy trying to correct all the damage we have done over the past 25 years. She is in the middle of her own divorce, she doesn't want to talk about, and raising two of the sweetest babies ever on the face of the earth , she has tons me in her, so I know she  will survive life with her strength, determination, and love, and she will also screw up those sweet babies as all parent do. Then along came Maddie, our 15 yr old princess, diva, cheerleader, hates school and reading, and anything NOT having to do with BOYS or SHOPPING, she can brighten the room with her smile, leave your sides hurting from laughter and then leave a note in your lunch box that you are the lamest person on the face of the earth. She is also convinced that not a single one of her High School teachers are qualified to teach and and they fail her simply on the fact that they know that she knows this secret!
Then came Dawson, my last born, the baby that stole my heart the moment he was conceived
 my sweet snuggle buggle of a boy....well that used to be true, now he is 13, a handsome body of smelly, sweaty, thinks he is god's gift to all teen girls,hormones. He is charming and thoughtful when he tries, but that would require his attention on something other than xbox, his cell phone, or his Ipod, and ANYONE who KNOWS 13 yr old boys know THAT JUST AINT GONNA HAPPEN! 
He also has a strange habit of whispering, stolen from that boy on the TV show "The Middle"..walking through Walmart with a teen whispering " cantaloupe" is comical.
Then there is me, a wife, a mother, a childcare supervisor, my entire day is spent with or around children, and every single day I realize i know even less than the day before. You will get to know me..just keep reading. 
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